Slaughterhouse 29

POINTS SYSTEM

Participants will be scored for a variety of activities and competitions. Scoring will be tracked electronically by judges thanks to surprisingly robust software developed by a thirteen-year-old. Here's the scoring system, so you can plan accordingly:

Register/Check-in Thursday night 7-10pm at Printer's Row Brewing. Score 1 POINT

𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔎𝔢𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯 starts the official rally clock at Big League Burgers Friday at 7pm. You'll know 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔎𝔢𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯 when you see them. 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔎𝔢𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯 will be present throughout the weekend. Check in with the 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔎𝔢𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯 every hour (anytime over the course of the hour) and they'll mark you as present for one point. If a ride covers more than an hour, you'll get full credit for the ride time at the end. 𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔎𝔢𝔢𝔭𝔢𝔯 may accept bribes, depending on their mood. Since the awards will happen at 10pm Saturday, everyone will automatically get credit for the final two hours. SCORE 2-29 POINTS

Axe Throwing (Saturday Morning) Score 1 POINT for participation. Winner scores add'l 10 POINTS. Second place scores add'l 5 POINTS. Two runners-up score add'l 3 POINTS

Time Trial (Saturday) score 2 POINTS by checking in at both checkpoints. Winner (most average time) scores add'l 10 POINTS (and trophy) with second place 9 POINTS, third place 8 POINTS, etc down to tenth place scoring add'l 1 POINT

Secret competition at Motoworks (Saturday) will allow EVERYONE to score UP TO 10 POINTS. This is a biggie, don't miss it!

Concours (Saturday, Oak Brook):
People's Choice 10 POINTS (incl. trophy)
Best Vintage 10 POINTS (incl. trophy)
Best Modern 10 POINTS (incl. trophy)
Best Vespa 5 POINTS
Best Lambretta 5 POINTS
Worst Scooter 5 POINTS)
Winners will be announced at awards. Each scooter/ist may only win one Concours award, aside from "People's Choice"

Gymkhana (Saturday, Oak Brook) Best score 10 POINTS (and trophy), Second place 5 POINTS, Third place 3 POINTS.

Slow Ride (Saturday, Oak Brook) Best score 10 POINTS (and trophy), Second place 5 POINTS, Semifinal losers 3 POINTS.

Dance-off (Saturday, AJ Hudsons) Score 1 POINT for participation. Two winners score add'l 10 POINTS. Two runners-up score add'l 5 POINTS

Bonus points: Judges can award bonus points for exemplary behavior, good citizenship, guts, glory, etc. So don't be surprised if this turns into some sort of Neville-Longbottom-house-points situation. This is Chicago, after all.

TL, DR: If you don't even show up, you'll get two points. If you register Thursday, stay with us for the full 29 hours, and win absolutely everything, you'll get 113 points. More likely, you'll get somewhere in between. Good luck!

Remember to be safe and play fair. Know your limits. This is all for fun, it's not that important in the scheme of things. Let's have a good time.